I'll be crazy in my own crazy house, and as long as I'm crazy in my own crazy house, they can't bother me. Now if I'm crazy in their crazy house, then they got me. I can act crazy as I wanna in my own crazy house, can't nobody say shit about it.
Rahsaan Roland Kirk in Jazz and Pop, 1971

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